Another cute chuckle for the weekend

(Sorry guys) This one is for all my "sistas"

Why Women Are So Bright
-We got off the Titanic first.
-We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
-Taxis stop for us.
-We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
-No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
-We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
-If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
-We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
-We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
-We have the ability to dress ourselves.
-We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
-If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
-There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
-We'll never regret piercing our ears.
-We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
-We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.